Join the $FARTHOLE Team

We're building the world's first blockchain-triggered flatulence system and need talented degenerates to join our revolutionary team. If you think you have what it takes to push the boundaries of both technology and good taste, check out our open positions below.

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Chief Flatulence Officer (CFO)

URGENT

Executive • Remote (for everyone's benefit)

$69,420 - $420,069 + gas stipend

Lead our gas-powered innovation team with your unique ability to cut through the hot air of corporate BS and deliver explosive results.

Requirements:

  • 5+ years experience in professional-grade flatulence
  • Ability to distinguish between different gas compositions by sound alone
  • Strong resistance to your own product
  • MBA (Master of Butt Administration) preferred

Responsibilities:

  • Oversee daily blockchain-triggered fart operations
  • Develop new fart sounds for product expansion
  • Lead quarterly board meetings with confidence and appropriate sound effects
  • Maintain the company's position as #1 in the #2 business
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Blockchain Gas Analyst

OPEN

Engineering • Hybrid (office has industrial-grade air purifiers)

$85,000 - $110,000 + hazard pay

Monitor Solana gas fees and our own gas emissions to ensure optimal performance of our blockchain-triggered flatulence system.

Requirements:

  • Deep understanding of both Ethereum gas fees and digestive gas production
  • Experience with pneumatic systems and pressure testing
  • Ability to work in occasionally odorous environments
  • Strong analytical skills and weak sense of smell

Responsibilities:

  • Optimize gas consumption across blockchain and physical systems
  • Develop metrics for measuring fart quality and blockchain efficiency
  • Create weekly reports on gas usage and emissions
  • Maintain proper ventilation protocols
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Solenoid Butthole Engineer

OPEN

Hardware • On-site (someone has to maintain the hardware)

$95,000 - $120,000

Design and maintain our proprietary pneumatic solenoid valve systems that create the most authentic blockchain-triggered flatulence sounds in crypto.

Requirements:

  • Degree in Mechanical Engineering or related field
  • Experience with pneumatic systems and solenoid valves
  • Knowledge of Arduino programming and custom shield design
  • Ability to discuss butthole mechanics with a straight face

Responsibilities:

  • Maintain our 1-2 PSI pneumatic valve system
  • Improve fart sound authenticity through valve refinements
  • Document all butthole-related technical specifications
  • Conduct rigorous sound testing in controlled environments
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Meme Warfare Specialist

FILLED

Marketing • Remote

$60,000 - $80,000 + performance bonuses

Create viral, gas-themed content that propels $FARTHOLE to the moon while making our community laugh their asses off.

Requirements:

  • Portfolio of dank memes (extra points for fart-related content)
  • Active presence on crypto Twitter/X and Telegram
  • Understanding of degenerate crypto culture
  • Ability to explain complex blockchain concepts through fart jokes

Responsibilities:

  • Create daily meme content for social channels
  • Engage with community through humor and education
  • Monitor competitor meme strategies
  • Develop viral campaigns around major flatulence events
Position Filled

Tokenomics Gastroenterologist

OPEN

Finance • Hybrid

$110,000 - $150,000

Analyze the digestive health of our token economy, ensuring smooth movement of $FARTHOLE through the crypto ecosystem.

Requirements:

  • Deep understanding of DeFi mechanisms and digestive systems
  • Experience with token economic models
  • Ability to predict market movements based on gas patterns
  • Strong stomach for market volatility

Responsibilities:

  • Monitor token velocity and liquidity
  • Develop healthy tokenomic systems that prevent constipation
  • Create economic incentives for holding through turbulence
  • Advise on tax structures that don't cause excessive gas
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Don't See a Perfect Fit?

We're always looking for talented degenerates to join our team. Send us your resume and tell us how you can contribute to the $FARTHOLE ecosystem.

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